The party’s just inside Haven, the secret vampire nightclub owned by master vampire Thierry de Bennicoeur. He might act kind of unfriendly, but he’s a good guy down deep. Really deep. He doesn’t show his friendly side to just anyone.
Come on in! Don’t mind the scary-looking bouncer. He’s been told not to kick out any humans today. There’s room for everybody. You do have some cash for the bar, right?
Have a Bloody Mary. Don’t worry, silly. Of course we can make you one the “regular” way. However, if you’d like to sample something a bit more exotic, we have all blood types on tap. I recommend the B-Positive. With the cheery name, you really can’t go wrong.
I’m over in the corner hanging out by the stack of Stakes & Stilettos and the chocolate fountain, but please feel free to look around, although it’s probably best if you don’t stray too far into the shadows. The regular customers aren’t used to having humans around. Sure, they’re friendly, but it’s always better to be safe than sorry, don’t you agree?
Question: What’s a party without some prizes?
Answer: A crappy one!
Every virtual attendee is in the running for:
â€¢ One of three $10 Amazon gift certificates delivered to your email inbox for your book buying pleasure.
â€¢ One of two signed copies of Stakes & Stilettos with an extra special vampire sketch by yours truly (more than just my traditional fanged happy face). I can’t guarantee it will be good, but it’ll be original!
Just leave a comment and you’re automatically entered. I’ll pick the winners* by noon EST on Wednesday, April 1st. And that’s no joke!
Hold on, who let those other vampires in? The ones lurking over there…
Uh excuse me? This is a party only for Immortality Bites vampires and their guests. Hello?
Okay, now it’s getting ridiculous. They all need to leave immediately.
Well…except that last one who just came in. Yeah, that one over there. The pale one with the crazy hair. He can stay. Tell him to come over here and sit by me.
Here’s some other completely unrelated vampire entertainment while I take care of this influx of uninvited vampires.
And one just for old time’s sake that IS related:
Now, back to the party! Did you get a drink yet?
I told you, just ignore Thierry. He glares a lot. It’s not you, it’s him.
Mingle. Have fun. George is your waiter today. Just tell him what you want to eat or drink and he’ll set you up. Remember to tip!
I’ll be around all day if there are any questions or comments about the book (STAKES & STILETTOS — AVAILABLE NOW!) or anything else. Otherwise, enjoy yourselves!
But remember…friends don’t let friends drink and Twitter!!
*Please check back tomorrow afternoon to see if you’ve won. Prizes must be claimed within one week from announcement.